Michael Jackson Dead

No bite this time, no cussing, no satire. Michael Jackson, the King of Pop has died at his home at the age of 50. Alot has been said about Michael over the years, most of it not so good. At his base, he was a musician, and he did have several songs that I actually enjoyed. The music world has lost one of it’s most prominent voices, and he will be missed.

More on Smoking

Well, Obama bin Nadin is at it again. He has said that he will sign a new anti smoking bill into law. This bill will regulate almost all cigarette sales to adults only facilities (good idea) while banning all flavorings of the tobacco (bad idea). The flavorings include all the special Camel brands, as well as clove and other spices. Come the freak on!!!! It’s even including a ban on smokes advertised as “light” or “mild”. Sooooo all we are gonna be left with are freaking non-filter full flavors that no one can smoke. It is said that this bill will reduce the amount of adult smokers to five percent. Let me ask the presidential administration one very important question. WHAT FUCKING COUNTRY DO WE LIVE IN? RUSSIA???? Ok that was two questions. Either way, I now can’t believe I wasted a vote on this moron. Apparently he feels, like other government agencies do, that the adult age should be limited to those in power, and that the rest of us are babies to be coddled. When I turned 18, I was FREE to MAKE A CHOICE. Such is the advantage of living in a DEMOCRACY. At the age of 19, I CHOSE to begin smoking. Now, I guess I will be FORCED to quit. Hmmmm, something seems a little off kilter there. I thought a free society was created so the people could choose what they want, and not for their government to decide what is best. Sounds a little like Nazi Germany, if you ask me. Of course, this is just one fellow’s opinion. I could be wrong.

Little Do They Know……

Well, the new Star Trek movie is out, and I still haven’t seen it. I have seen the new Night at the Museum, which was actually pretty good. My daughter wanted to see Up, which brings me to my latest rant. Why the hell do the theater people think they have to charge so much for movies? Up was being shown in 3-D, which jacked up the ticket price. WHAT???? It cost as much for both of us to see NATM as it would have for just me to see Up. That’s just plain ridiculous. I’m all for profit, and advancement in the arts, but in today’s economy, it’s not feasible to charge 13 bucks for one lousy movie ticket. I’ll wait til it hits the cheap theater, which costs a buck and a half a ticket! Sure, it’s a late run movie by then, and everyone’s already seen it. Hell, it might be on DVD by then. Guess what, I’ll have saved over ten bucks just by waiting. If that doesn’t work, I’ll just put it on my Netflix, and get it for basically nothing. Get a life, movie people. You don’t need to anally rape us everytime we want to see a big screen movie. Believe me, you’ll make money even at two bucks a ticket.

Freakonomics

Ok, here goes. The state of the economy, it’s what everybody is talking about. How bad is it, really? I’ll tell ya, it’s horrible, and it’s just gonna get worse. Here’s a sample. People on disability recently got a “stimulus” check in the mail. Hey, guess what, at least one person I know spent the entire check on BEER! What the fuck is that???? I’m telling you, it’s just dead wrong. What did that check do? It helped an alcoholic get drunk faster, is what it did! It did nothing to help the economy out, merely put a few more dollars in some bureaucrat’s pocket. I’m with Rush on this one. The only way to help people to get jobs is to hire them, and produce more. Flood the market with stuff. This will in turn force prices down, and allow people to buy more stuff, which in turn allows more to be produced. It’s a vicious circle, but it’s what needs to happen. I’m blaming Wally World on this whole mess, because you just know that somewhere, someone decided to keep some more of the money they were making, and fired a few people. This made them unable to buy products they wanted, which in turn caused more layoffs. Again, a vicious circle. I’m telling you, make more stuff, open up a business, hire the people! It will all come together after that.

More Spam

Well, my friends, it’s been awhile. I’ve been busy with alot of things, most notably getting laid off in this ever worsening economy. I blame Wal-Mart, but that’s a subject for another rant. I still keep getting comments on my posts, but they have all been spam. I hate spam, Spam too for that matter. Stuff Posing As Meat is what I call it. Also Stop Posting Asinine Mails. It’s a gift. I’ll be back later on with a look at the economy, Prestident Obama bin Nadin’s term, and more. Stay tund to this channel, cause I’ll either be your best friend, or else I’ll piss someone off! Either way, let’s have some fun!

Potato

This one’s from Emily

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
 and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato,
 which they called ‘Yam.’
 
        Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
 
        When it was time, they told her about the facts of
 life.
 
        They warned her about going out and getting
 half-baked, so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed, and
 get a bad name for herself like ‘Hot Potato,’ and
 end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
 
        Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into
 the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
 
        But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home
 and become a Couch Potato either.
 
        She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be
 skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
 
        When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato
 told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
  And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries.
 And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so
 she wouldn’t get scalloped.
 
        Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow
 and wouldn’t associate with those high class Yukon
 Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who
 advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, ‘Frito
 Lay

 

      Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
 (that’s Potato University ) so that when she graduated
 she’d really be in the Chips.
 
        But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam
 came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
 
        Tom Brokaw!
 
        Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
 
        They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Tom
 Brokaw because he’s just……
 
        Are you ready for this?
 
 
        Are you sure?
 
        *
        *
 
        OK! Here it is!
 
        *
        *
        *
        *
 
 
        A COMMONTATER

Political Stuff (some swearing involved)

Ok, so now McCain has a running mate, some Palin girl from Alaska, land of the free and home of free money.  This new political face has a deep, dark secret.  She has a pregnant teenage daughter.  Let me ask you this……WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!!??????  Ok, so Palin and McCain are both advocates of abstinence.  Just because you teach it, doesn’t mean the kids will listen.  I have an 8 year old daughter, and she won’t even listen to me now, let alone when she turns 15.  She had sex, and is having a baby.  At least she has the balls to stand up for herself and kep the baby, and the father is doing likewise.  That to me says alot more about her character than anything.  The Alaskan governor had absolutely nothing to do with this happening.  i don’t think her daughter had her in the room, coaching every move.  So I’ll close with this.  Grow up!  Choose your candidate based on the issues, not their personal lives!!!  It has nothing to do with the way she will run the country.

Poker Stuff

Well, been playing poker again, this time on Ultimatebet.com .   Not really a bad site, graphics are better than most rooms I’ve seen, and the players aren’t that bad.  The freerolls are cool in that you can win actual money in them, unlike others where all you get is a DVD of how to play poker.  If you win the tourney, don’t you already know how?  The bad news is, you need a password for pretty much all of them, but the passwords are easily accessable by joining another site, usually some kind of Poker forum.  I joined up with Pokerspace.com, and it has alot of bonuses to it.  Besides the forums, they have a poker  school, which is free.  Also, they have poker related riddles, and you earn points for site activity and online play, which can be redeemed for all kinds of stuff, icluding Ipods and online sponserships.  So, while I ignore the blog, you can find me playing poker somewhere.  I’m usually in play money, since I’m a broke bastard that can’t afford anything else.  Hey, at least I can still play, and it doesn’t cost a thing.

More on Drunks

Wow, the more I sit here, the more amazed I get.  Drunk people have to be the most entertaining in the world.  When people get drunk, they go through several stages.  The best one I’ve seen are the ones that think they are the most beautiful people in the world.  Everybody wants them at this point.  I myself have only been at this point once in my life.  It was immediately followed by the stage where I passed out.  That was the point i quit drinking (that night).  I say this only because I have seen some of the nastiest people walk up to the most beautiful women and hit on them.  This was followed by the girl’s boyfriend hitting them in the face.  This leads to the entertaining part.  Sore, beaten, and embarrassed, the gentleman in question will inevitably WALK UP AND TRY AGAIN!  Now let’s get this straight, you just got your ass kicked, and you are going to the same girl and trying harder.  Ok, now let’s examine the possibilities here.  One, the girl may go ahead and leave with you.  On the other hand, the girl may then kick your ass.  Now, you’ve been beaten up by a girl.  Here’s my advice:  DON”T DO IT!!!!!!!

Spam, spam, spam, spam

I’ve got this really cool idea.  It’s called STOP SENDING SPAM YOU STUPID ARSEHOLES!!!!!!!  Right now i have like 100 and some odd million spam comments just on this sit alone.  Not counting my email, myspace, and myyearbook accounts.  I don’t need better credit, a new car, a notification that I won the lottery in Zimabwae, or viagra.  I want a meaningful email that has useful information in it.  A joke is ok, as long as it’s good.  I don’t need to see pictures of naked women, I get that at home.  Viruses, malicious programs, and the like are not welcome either.  Hello Jackasses! I spent alot of money for this arcade machine, and I damn well don’t want some stupid SOB who has never seen a girl naked besides their own mother screwing it up.  I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened my email to be greeted by a multitude of spam letters that are just deleted.  Sometimes they fill my inbox to capacity, and I have to waste 10 minutes deleting them all.  So grow up, leave me alone, and leave the Trojans to stopping the spread of real viruses.  Hey, maybe if more people used them, we wouldn’t have so many damn spammers in the first place.  Hmmm, kinda gives new meaning to what condoms are for, huh?