Wal Mart UFC

I’m working today, and happen to notice a CD rolling across the parking lot.  Seems some knucklehead decided to rip off a bunch of DVD’s from the store.  Now, to even get to the parking lot, this guy had to outrun a security guy, dodge a greeter built life a fridge, and then get through [...]

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Alcohol Content 75%

I was in a bar recently and realized how dumb drunk people can be.  OK, so I always knew it, it just hit home.  As the one sober patron of this place, I was treated to a wonderful array of society’s dumbest individuals. Only a drunk person can lean one way, talk on the cell [...]

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Wal Mart Knows All?

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,”My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor
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>”Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,” Mike replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you [...]

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Business Sense

Local businesses have innovated a way to prevent accidents in the workplace.  Since the norm is for accident victims to sue, or request workman’s comp, area businesses have decided to beat them to the punch.  They have begun suing the victims for damages to workplace property involved in the accident.  One worker at a major [...]

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Home Repairs

This is a good example of where this country is heading.
A man recently sued Home Depot because of a toilet.  It seems that this man entered a Home Depot, and experienced a call of nature.  Well, keep in mind that this man was a tad overweight.  Now, the Home Depot, being a store of the [...]

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Customer Service

Two men were sitting in a local restaurant, arguing about the name of the town they were in.  One man claimed the pronunciation was Louis-ville, while the other claimed it was pronounced Louie-ville.  finally after about ten minutes of arguing, they decided to find out once and for all.  They both approached a waitress, and [...]

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A Day at the Office

My girlfriend has been having some problems with her ex lately.  He just doesn’t seem to understand that it’s over, even though it’s been like four or five years.  Well, short of shooting the man, I have hit a dead end on ideas.  Since Spamming is quasi-illegal, I can’t stuff his inbox full of porn, [...]

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Looking Out The Windows

An associate issued a statement yesterday that Microsoft’s Windows Vista would be the most  definitive Windows ever.   The associate feels that Windows Vista  encompasses everything that Microsoft has been striving for.  However, when questioned about the constant barrage of system crashes and bugs that the software has caused, the associate had this to say:
” [...]

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Myspace gets stupid

First, have a look at a new bulletin going around on Myspace right now:
8 people have died from not reposting this.
So on the news there was a girl who submitted a tape and it was a phone conversation between a girl and her boyfriend. This is how is went:
Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come over [...]

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Wal-Mart sued…….AGAIN!!!

Well, seems that everyone’s favorite retailer is getting sued once again.  Seems that this time a woman slipped and fell on a patch of vomit  on the floor.  Makes you wonder exactly why someone got sick in the store, and why it wasn’t cleaned up!!!!  Well, I guess when you are the nation’s largest retailer, [...]

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