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Hmmm……..  My spies have uncovered a vicious plot right in our own backyard.   A local retail giant, who shall remain nameless, is spearheading a plot bent on total spring cleaning.  All employees who have been in the same position for two years or more are being phased out in favor of younger, less experienced people.  Why?  There appears to be no rhyme or reason, since this store pays new hires more than people with several years in.  So, there goes the cheaper wages theory.  Rest assured, my spies are out and about, and I will bring you the very latest developments in this very disturbing story.

Have no fear, faithful surfers!   I have not yet bowed out of the blog wars.  I have merely been attending night school for the past few weeks, studying to be a poker dealer at our local racetrack.  I will still post from time to time, however they many be few for the next couple weeks.  Please be patient with me during this time of transition.  Excelsior!

I’m getting a little tired of the way Nascar handles certain situations.  Now, before I go off, I should say that I’m a huge fan of Michael Waltrip.  This week’s race in Daytona just ticked me off to no end.  Qualifying was rained out, of course, so Nascar says to go by owner points to determine the field.  As a result, several drivers, including Waltrip, were sent home.  A few of these drivers would have been in the top five had the rain not ruined a few good runs.  A simple solution would have been to keep the field as qualified, and used the points method to finish filling the field out.  I’m not pretending to know everything about the racing circuit, but it’s a rule that desperately needs looked at.

In our top story tonight, Wal Mart has announced that they will no longer be providing coffee cups to their employees.  A spokesman for the retail giant states “This is a big move for retailers everywhere.  Styrofoam cups are a tremendous boon to both our atmosphere and the company wallet.”  A gutsy move by individual store managers will require that associates bring in their own cups from home. “That way if a cup breaks, associates can no longer claim that Wal mart was any ways at fault for injuries resulting from broken china.  Coffee mugs can be purchased directly from the store, and at a 10 percent discount,” reminds our helpful spokesman.

Well, it’s been awhile, but I’ve been kinda busy. Between fireworks, and everything, I’ve had a full plate. My girlfriend has been in town, so I’ve been spending time with her. Note to krista, yes, I have a girlfriend that’s not you. Sorry you found out like this, but it’s true. And stop calling the bar, the owner is getting upset. Anyways, it’s been busy. I hope to get some more stuff for this thing here soon, I always like to keep the two or three readers i have entertained. My goal is to be an Ohio version of the Carbolic Smoke Ball, but again, it gets hard when I have nothing to make fun of.