More Gambling Games

It came to attention, because I actually read a newspaper for once, that Ohio’s Attorney General is fighting the so-called “evil gambling machines”.  Of course this comes as no surprise.  What surprises me is what is being said about them.  They will “bring about a rise in crime, prostitution, and drug usage.”  Forgive me, but [...]

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How to be Politically Correct

Ok, here’s one from April, No offense to those that may resemble these remarks.
 
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as “HILLBILLIES.”
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Ten the Hard Way

Now the Ohio government is banning what they call “illegal gaming machines”.   They claim that the good people of this state do not want them here.  Well, while these machines may not be a complete skill game, it is obvious that they are indeed wanted.  If they weren’t there would not be 50,000 machines in [...]

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Storms of Fury

During a recent thunderstorm, a localized tornado struck a Giant Eagle in a neighboring town.  Well, this Giant Eagle is located just a couple blocks from…….you guessed it, WAL-Mart!!!!!  Well, my spies informed me that not only did the store take no protective action to protect the customers and employees, they were more concerned about [...]

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Dealing for a Living

Well, I have been spending the last few weeks learning to deal Poker at the track. (Yeah like you need a class to throw cards.)  Anyways, I should be starting soon.  Wish me luck, so I don’t accidently throw one in someone’s eye.

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Wabbit Season, Duck Season, CARNY SEASON!!!!

Lisbon, Ohio-  Once again Carny season has came upon us.  As you all know, this is the season where valiant hunters attempt to thin out the population of one of the lowest forms of life, carnival workers.  At the Night court bar just last night, a group of these creatures were stalked, and then smacked [...]

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Wal Mart Woes

Well, as most of you know, i was until recently a Wal mart employee.  Well, it has came to my attention that Walmart has lost yet another person in my section.  I was one of the unsung heroes known as the stockmen, more commonly known as the cart monkeys.  Well, yet another good man was [...]

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