Confundination

I am sooooo agitated about this whole smoking thing.  Not to steal from another well-known comedian or anything, but I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but I do believe this country was founded on basic freedoms.  Among these many freedoms, is the ability to do whatever you want to your own [...]

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Bars and Barflys

Why can’t people just get along?  Everytime some idiot gets drunk, they suddenly become billy badass, and decide to fight someone.  Fighting solves nothing, no matter what certain tshirts say.  All it does is ruin friendships, and drive people away from you.  Get a life, please.  No body wants to be hit, and those who [...]

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Karaoke Crazy

So why do drunk people think they can sing?  Seems to me that it’s the other way around.  The more you drink, the better I sound.  my singing has been described as something akin to the mating call of a buffalo, at the same time as it’s being shot by a bazooka.  Oh, well, I [...]

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War On Education

It occurs to me, that the educational system needs a little fine tuning.  After all, you do need a college degree just to get into Kindergarten.  I’ve never seen a system that was that backwards.  I mean come on now, when I was 5, the last thing on my mind was the theme behind War [...]

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A Nightmare

Today I had a very bad day.  I was waiting on my daughter at the school bus stop, and the bus never showed up.  My mother came down the hill, and told me that she had got a phone call from a little girl telling her to go to a friend’s house to get her.  [...]

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The Voice

A man was walking along a lonely beach, when suddenly a deep voice says “DIG!” Looking around, he saw no one there. Suddenly, the voice speaks again, “I SAID DIG!” So the man digs, for lack of anything better to do. After a few minutes, he finds a chest filled with [...]

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Dead Toad Bitches and Smoking Situations

It has come, and it’s not pretty! I am ticked off beyond all sense of the word. As many of you may know, my family owns a bar, which of course has been affected by this smoking ban imposed on our fair state. Now, as I understand it, the ban requires a [...]

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Get A Life

It occurred to me today that people make too much out of nothing.  I’ve seen stuff blown so out of proportion that it’s not even funny.  To be honest, who really cares what everybody else on the planet is doing?  You have more important stuff to do, like get some money and buy a clue.  [...]

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And Now, Relaxation!!!!

Well, it’s been a rough weekend here in Radioland.  The big Labor Day party is now over, and we can all breathe a sigh of relief.  My school is over, so now I am a fully qualified Poker Dealer, available for all parties, wedding, etc.  So now hopefully I can find enough material to put [...]

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The Frog Story

  A young bank teller was alerted to a presence at her window.  Looking around, she saw only a small frog.  The frog asked to take out a loan.  “I’m sorry” said the teller.  “We are not in the business of giving loans to frogs.”  The frog glanced at her name tag, and tried again.  [...]

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