09.10.07
The Voice
A man was walking along a lonely beach, when suddenly a deep voice says “DIG!” Looking around, he saw no one there. Suddenly, the voice speaks again, “I SAID DIG!” So the man digs, for lack of anything better to do. After a few minutes, he finds a chest filled with money. Suddenly the voice speaks again, “TO THE CASINO!” The man figures the voice has been pretty good to him so far, so he goes to the casino. As he walks in, the deep voice says, “ROULETTE!” He goes to the roulette table, and the voice says, : “27!” He puts all of his money on the number 27. The croupier sends the ball going, and when it finally stops, it lands on number 26. The voice says, “DAMN!”