Love Rhymes

My one and only sent this one:
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE
RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, [...]

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Rubber Gloves

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you’re going to smile when
you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.
“No, I don’t,” she [...]

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Update

Well, I said it’d be awhile, and so it has. But since I am getting regular traffic from the riverbank now, I feel obliged to at least update you on the situation around here. Our local Montecito has amazed me with their level of professionalism in getting this Poker room ready for [...]

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The Montecito

Well, one of my dreams comes true in one week.  I will be a full fledged Poker Dealer at Mountaineer Race Track.  So, as much as I hate to say this, the Radio will be silent most of the time.  I will try to put things on here as time permits, but I am working [...]

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The Movies

I was watching TV today and saw a commercial for that new Ben Stiller movie.  It actually looked pretty good from what I saw.  I thought to myself that he might actually be making a funny movie for once.  I mean, come on.  Every movie he has been in has been the stupidest thing on [...]

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