Gas Tips

1. Fill up your car or truck in the morning when the temperature is still
cool. Remember that all service stations have their storage tanks buried
below ground; and the colder the ground, the denser the gasoline. When it
gets warmer gasoline expands, so if you’re filling up in the afternoon or in
the evening, what should be a [...]

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Three Holy men and a Bear

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi all served as
chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in
Marquette.  They would get together two or three times a week for
coffee and to talk shop.
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t
really all that hard.  A real challenge would be to preach to [...]

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Random Funnies

“Drug Names”
     In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
     The FDA has been looking for a generic name for [...]

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Black Friday

Black Friday has come and gone once again.  People out shopping at 4 AM, trying to get those wonderful bargains that all the stores offer, but only till noon.  I’ve got news for you people.  Most stores actually have those prices all week long.  For example,  Best Buy must have had some sale today.  I [...]

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Deadly Deer

I’m at it again, or at least I think so.  This time, it’s deer.  I was heading down the highway not that long ago, and saw what looked like a rug in the middle of the road.  Well upon closer inspection, it turned out to be half a deer.  It made me wonder exactly what kind [...]

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Hmmmmmmm

Walking around this great city of mine,(Ok so it’s more of a hamlet) I suddenly realized that things are pretty much the same now as they were years ago, and I mean about 20.  I decided to investigate further into this matter.  What I  turned up is nothing short of amazing.  Seems that the city [...]

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Well, once again, I have found reason to explode.  Literally if some road workers have their way.  A couple weeks ago, i was driving down the highway, and came upon the scene of an accident.  Only one car, which was good, crumpled in half, which was not.  Anyways, there was debris, and, as is usually [...]

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Testimonials

Ever wished you could immediately take the words back…or that you could
crawl into a hole?
Here are the testimonials of a few people who did….
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>FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked
loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?” I turned
around and [...]

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Back Again

Yes, fearless readers, I am back after a far too long hiatus.  Oh, and I’m madder than ever.  Look to this page not only for the usual blend of humor and satire, but also for my own no-nonsense common sense views on just about everything.  Feel free to disagree, post your own opinion, and generally [...]

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Toy Recalls

I was just looking through the official list of toy recalls, and a thought hit me.  Is anything actually safe?  I mean come on, between the Chinese giving everyone lead poisoning down to kids getting caught in their Easy Bake Ovens, this has gotten rediculous.  I have a seven year old daughter, almost eight.  If [...]

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