Sideline Business

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box
in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to
open or ask her about.
For all [...]

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Eggs in Politics

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called “pullets”, and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so [...]

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Telephone Repair

A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to
report her telephone failed to ring when her friends
called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring,
her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The
telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
this psychic dog or senile lady.
    He climbed a telephone pole, [...]

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The Review

It came to my attention that one of our local papers has issued a statement that says that Poker dealers at the local ractrack are making $35,000 a year.  Well, speaking as one of those dealers, I want to put the record straight.  Now, don’t get me wrong, the money is good.  Much better than [...]

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Poker

Well, I haven’t played a hand in three or four minutes, so I’m jonesing.  This game can really get addicting if you aren’t careful.  Luckily, I am pretty much play money on all the sites I play on, since I’m poor.  A poor Poker dealer, go figure.  Anyways, all I can say is that if [...]

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New Investments for 2008

Maybe I shouldn’t give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008.
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, [...]

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Drunk Lists

This one came from Tramp, who included in a comment he sent me.  I’m placing it up front for your amusement. 
You have to watch out for some words and phrases when you are drunk.
Here is a list with some good examples.
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Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk:
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are [...]

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The Genie

A man wandered into an open bar one day, and approached the bartender.  “If I show you something really cool, will you give me a free drink?” the man asked.  “Sure , but it better be worth it,” the barkeep replied.  The man pulls out a tiny baby grand piano, and a small man, measuring [...]

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Drunks Again!

The population of these bars still amazes me.  Tonight, we have a girl who called off work, two employees of this one, and several other drunk people, all complaining that they are drunk.  Of course, it’s not their fault.  No, the bartender is slipping the alcohol into their drinks without them seeing it.  Ya, riiiiiight.  [...]

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The Art of Kissing

 Every now and then a quarrel breaks out down at the barber shop, lines are drawn, challenges leveled and, with any luck, somebody walks out with very few blood stains. All over a seemingly innocent discussion: What is the greatest sport on earth?
Some say “football”. Some say “baseball”. Canadians say “hockey“. The rest of the [...]

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