I’d just like to take this opportunity to sound off on a few things. Now, i am a strict independant when it comes to voting. I’ll vote for whoever I feel will do the best job, regardless of party. What burns me is the democratic side of the house. Hillary is in a constant feud [...]
Archive for February, 2008
Political Break
Posted in Gripes and Complaints on February 26, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Back Again
Posted in True Life Adventures on February 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s been awhile, since work has finally caught up with me. dealing Poker 5 nights a week, and playing the other two tends to get in the way of other things I want to do. Oh well, I’ll keep plugging along, and will post as much stuff as I can find on here. Tramp has [...]
Tech Support
Posted in Uncategorized on February 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend version 7.0 to Wife version 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such [...]
Rt 30 Blues
Posted in Gripes and Complaints on February 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Now, it seems to me that our state highways, much less the Historic Lincoln Highway, should be kept in pretty decent shape. Nonetheless, travelling on highway 30, is an exercise in the slalom. Potholes are everywhere!!! I am beginning to think that my front end alignment is off because of these potholes. Now, I won’t [...]
West Virginia Ghost Story
Posted in Comic Stuff, True Life Adventures, Uncategorized on February 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the Low country of West Virginia, while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s real.
A guy was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a really dark night in the middle of
a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. [...]
Men According to Women
Posted in Comic Stuff on February 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This came from my sister, Jamie:
WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN’S REVENGE
“Cash, check [...]
Police Comments
Posted in Comic Stuff on February 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
These Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
13. “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”
14. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They stretch after awhile.”
15. “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless [...]
What is Wrong with our School System
Posted in Comic Stuff on February 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!!!
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has [...]