The Wicker Man

Not so very long ago, I subjected myself to that horror of horror movies, The Wicker Man.  Now, let me get this straight.  Not only did Hokeywood choose to make to make this movie back in the 70’s, they remade it thirty years later, with Nicholas Cage, even.  Now, I haven’t seen many movies Nick has been in that I haven’t liked, but this was the worst.  It’s an island appearently populated by lesbians, who, once in their life, go out into the world and get knocked up.  Then, they lure this moron back to their island, and involve him in some stupid harvest ritual.  I won’t tell you how it ends, but it is plain wrong.  Thye movie doesn’t haunt me as much as worry me.  Hokeywood has got to have better movies to remake than this.  How about one of the old Jack Benny comedies, or even some Dragnet episodes.  Come on, make me proud to be the movie geek again.