In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?’
The clerk looks at him and says, ‘Are you Polish?’
The guy (clearly offended) says, ‘Well, yes I am. But let me ask
you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was
Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I
was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would you? Would you?’
The clerk says, ‘Well, no!’
If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was
Irish?’
Well, I probably wouldn’t!’
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, ‘Well then,
why did you ask me if I’m Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?’

The clerk replies, ‘Because you’re in Home Depot.’