07.31.08
Spam, spam, spam, spam
I’ve got this really cool idea. It’s called STOP SENDING SPAM YOU STUPID ARSEHOLES!!!!!!! Right now i have like 100 and some odd million spam comments just on this sit alone. Not counting my email, myspace, and myyearbook accounts. I don’t need better credit, a new car, a notification that I won the lottery in Zimabwae, or viagra. I want a meaningful email that has useful information in it. A joke is ok, as long as it’s good. I don’t need to see pictures of naked women, I get that at home. Viruses, malicious programs, and the like are not welcome either. Hello Jackasses! I spent alot of money for this arcade machine, and I damn well don’t want some stupid SOB who has never seen a girl naked besides their own mother screwing it up. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened my email to be greeted by a multitude of spam letters that are just deleted. Sometimes they fill my inbox to capacity, and I have to waste 10 minutes deleting them all. So grow up, leave me alone, and leave the Trojans to stopping the spread of real viruses. Hey, maybe if more people used them, we wouldn’t have so many damn spammers in the first place. Hmmm, kinda gives new meaning to what condoms are for, huh?
07.28.08
WalMart Rant
Ok, I can see why stores have return policies, but what I can’t see is why they only apply to certain people. For example, I went there today to return a book that was Bought on Saturday. I had my reciept, and the book was very obviously unread. Now they would not return the book, for the reason that it might be read. I can understand this. However I have seen them reurn a piece of furniture that was covered with rat droppings, and spider eggs. The customers were very honest and said that they had bought the furniture almost six months before that. Now am I wrong, or does Walmart have a 60 day return policy? The associate in the furniture depart came up and said he would not be able to take it back, however the store manager forced him to. Now, the store has lost money due to the manager’s decision, and they are stuck with an unsellable futon. So let’s review, you can return furniture that was bought in the 60’s, but not a book with an unbroken spine? Hmmm. Something seems wrong there.
07.26.08
Hannah Craptana
I just suffered through the most irritating hour on TV. Miley Cyrus’ Best of Both Worlds Tour in 3-D was and of course I had to watch it with my daughter. Let me tell you something, people. disney cannot do 3-D! Most of the time, there were two Hannahs onstage, because the red and blue colors weren’t done right. Now, Miley is a talented performer, both onstage, and her show. Billy ray, not so much. However, I’m in full belief that someone somewhere sold out, just to have something done that was this gimmicky, not to mention done badly. Disney usually means quality, but not in this case. Now, the DVD comes out on August 19th, and unless these bugs are fixed, I implore you not to buy it, no matter how much your kids beg you.
07.16.08
Jobless and Paychecks
Ok, here’s something that’s really burning my butt. Due to a recent bill by the State of Ohio, those handy little check cashing places are now illegal. Now I’m sure that the Powers That Don’t have their reasons for doing it, but what are they? I’d really like to know. Now, 6000 some people are out of a job, and this comes from an administration that preached that they would create jobs, not take them. I’ve about had it. In a time when people are scraping to save their money just to buy one gallon of gas, something like this happens. Don’t let me get in power, big corporations and government agencies wouldn’t like me. What do y’all think about this? Let me know, and I’ll run the best in a future installment.
07.09.08
An Apology
No, I haven’t posted as much as I’ve been wanting to lately. Previous commitments have won out over updating the blog. However I do have some more stuff to get on here as soon as I can. Thanks for your patience.