08.08.08
More on Drunks
Wow, the more I sit here, the more amazed I get. Drunk people have to be the most entertaining in the world. When people get drunk, they go through several stages. The best one I’ve seen are the ones that think they are the most beautiful people in the world. Everybody wants them at this point. I myself have only been at this point once in my life. It was immediately followed by the stage where I passed out. That was the point i quit drinking (that night). I say this only because I have seen some of the nastiest people walk up to the most beautiful women and hit on them. This was followed by the girl’s boyfriend hitting them in the face. This leads to the entertaining part. Sore, beaten, and embarrassed, the gentleman in question will inevitably WALK UP AND TRY AGAIN! Now let’s get this straight, you just got your ass kicked, and you are going to the same girl and trying harder. Ok, now let’s examine the possibilities here. One, the girl may go ahead and leave with you. On the other hand, the girl may then kick your ass. Now, you’ve been beaten up by a girl. Here’s my advice: DON”T DO IT!!!!!!!
mother said,
August 26, 2008 at 9:53 pm
you know if you stay out of the bar at night, you wouldn’t be entertained. It is boring at home.