11.11.09

Afghan Wonderland

Posted in Uncategorized at 7:57 pm by radar2000

A thought occurred to me the other day, while I was listening to an old Rush Limbaugh program. (Funny how it seems he thinks of things long before I do. Thank God for podcasts.) Anyways, President bin Nadin had a wonderful campaign, did he not? He made all of these promises to the American people, none of which by the way, have been kept. He promised that the troops would be pulled out of Iraq, Afghanistan, and the like. Now, get this: HE IS SENDING MORE TROOPS OVER! Seems like a complete reversal of his original intention. All of these troops are supposed to lead Iraq and Afghanistan into a new era, as well, of course, to hunt down all the evil mean terrorists that are still in hiding over there. Now, am I wrong, or didn’t the administration release a statement saying that there were fewer than 100 Al-Queida operatives left? And didn’t they say that there was no real reason for us to have a presence over there? The sad part is that the whole disaster is being blamed on Bush? The truth of the matter is that these “elected officials” have no real clue what the hell is going on. Oh, and to be honest, I don’t think that a recipient of the Nobel PEACE Prize should really be committing what will be perceived as a hostile act. Of course, Alfred Nobel was famous for creating dynamite, and his prize technically had nothing to do with peacekeeping. However, the prize has come to be awarded to whoever advanced the peacekeeping cause the most in the year. Keep in mind, Obama was nominated for this prize based on his first 11 days in office. A time of hopefulness, to be sure, but not enough time to be awarded a major prize. I think he just felt like taking the money. You know that in this time of economic hardship, the President must have money. He spends like it was water, anyways.

11.08.09

Here Piggy, Piggy

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:36 pm by radar2000

I’ve been looking at some of the past posts on Rush Limbaugh’s website, and I’m finding stuff i never knew, and that just irks me. First up, swine flu. First off, what kind of name is swine flu? Pig flu….something PIGS get!. All right, so there are cases of it in humans, some fatal. Or is it? How much of this is real, and how much is just state-run media hype? Well let’s see, first off, our esteemed surgeon generalissimo has said that all Americans MUST get the flu shot. MUST, I tell you, MUST. Well, I had my daughter get it. Let me be the first to say DON’T DO IT. Within a week, everyone in the house was sick. I’m still hacking and coughing a bit. So much for it being a dead virus. Even doctors are saying that this vaccine was rushed out way too fast. It’s not what they say it is folks. It’s just Obama bin Nadin’s way of trying to control you, and tell you what to think. Liberals are good at that, it seems. A dead virus, indeed. The bubonic plague, now that’s a dead virus. Go back to the drawing board, doctors. Find a vaccine that works, and is adequately tested. Quit telling us how to think, and let us do that. We are not robots.

11.07.09

Irritation

Posted in Uncategorized at 2:39 am by radar2000

Ok, I’ve been gone a long time. Too long. I’ve lost readers, and to them I apologize. My focus these past few months has been on looking for work in an otherwise jobless society. To this extent, I have found one of my true strengths. That is that I am able to see the truth through a sea of lies. The world is full of liars, and they come from all walks of life. They range from the smallest schoolchild, all the up to our own President. From here on out, the focus of this blog will change. While I will still skewer every sacred cow I can find, the focus of this blog will be to shine the light of truth through the sea of lies. No one will be safe from the pointed pen. When i figure out how to link posts, you will find links to articles that guaranteed to make you think, and some will even make you mad. This forum i have here will become a meeting place for debate, and I shall moderate it to the best of my ability. Pass the word my friends, the skinny guy from MASH will prevail, and will encourage a site dedicated to free speech, and debate. Jump on board, and bring a friend, cause it’s getting deep, and I will be the one holding the hose.

(this post is in no way related to or written by Gary Burghoff, the REAL skinny guy from MASH)

06.25.09

Michael Jackson Dead

Posted in Uncategorized at 7:10 pm by radar2000

No bite this time, no cussing, no satire. Michael Jackson, the King of Pop has died at his home at the age of 50. Alot has been said about Michael over the years, most of it not so good. At his base, he was a musician, and he did have several songs that I actually enjoyed. The music world has lost one of it’s most prominent voices, and he will be missed.

06.13.09

More on Smoking

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:38 pm by radar2000

Well, Obama bin Nadin is at it again. He has said that he will sign a new anti smoking bill into law. This bill will regulate almost all cigarette sales to adults only facilities (good idea) while banning all flavorings of the tobacco (bad idea). The flavorings include all the special Camel brands, as well as clove and other spices. Come the freak on!!!! It’s even including a ban on smokes advertised as “light” or “mild”. Sooooo all we are gonna be left with are freaking non-filter full flavors that no one can smoke. It is said that this bill will reduce the amount of adult smokers to five percent. Let me ask the presidential administration one very important question. WHAT FUCKING COUNTRY DO WE LIVE IN? RUSSIA???? Ok that was two questions. Either way, I now can’t believe I wasted a vote on this moron. Apparently he feels, like other government agencies do, that the adult age should be limited to those in power, and that the rest of us are babies to be coddled. When I turned 18, I was FREE to MAKE A CHOICE. Such is the advantage of living in a DEMOCRACY. At the age of 19, I CHOSE to begin smoking. Now, I guess I will be FORCED to quit. Hmmmm, something seems a little off kilter there. I thought a free society was created so the people could choose what they want, and not for their government to decide what is best. Sounds a little like Nazi Germany, if you ask me. Of course, this is just one fellow’s opinion. I could be wrong.

06.09.09

Little Do They Know……

Posted in Uncategorized at 11:47 pm by radar2000

Well, the new Star Trek movie is out, and I still haven’t seen it. I have seen the new Night at the Museum, which was actually pretty good. My daughter wanted to see Up, which brings me to my latest rant. Why the hell do the theater people think they have to charge so much for movies? Up was being shown in 3-D, which jacked up the ticket price. WHAT???? It cost as much for both of us to see NATM as it would have for just me to see Up. That’s just plain ridiculous. I’m all for profit, and advancement in the arts, but in today’s economy, it’s not feasible to charge 13 bucks for one lousy movie ticket. I’ll wait til it hits the cheap theater, which costs a buck and a half a ticket! Sure, it’s a late run movie by then, and everyone’s already seen it. Hell, it might be on DVD by then. Guess what, I’ll have saved over ten bucks just by waiting. If that doesn’t work, I’ll just put it on my Netflix, and get it for basically nothing. Get a life, movie people. You don’t need to anally rape us everytime we want to see a big screen movie. Believe me, you’ll make money even at two bucks a ticket.

05.15.09

Freakonomics

Posted in Uncategorized at 10:02 pm by radar2000

Ok, here goes. The state of the economy, it’s what everybody is talking about. How bad is it, really? I’ll tell ya, it’s horrible, and it’s just gonna get worse. Here’s a sample. People on disability recently got a “stimulus” check in the mail. Hey, guess what, at least one person I know spent the entire check on BEER! What the fuck is that???? I’m telling you, it’s just dead wrong. What did that check do? It helped an alcoholic get drunk faster, is what it did! It did nothing to help the economy out, merely put a few more dollars in some bureaucrat’s pocket. I’m with Rush on this one. The only way to help people to get jobs is to hire them, and produce more. Flood the market with stuff. This will in turn force prices down, and allow people to buy more stuff, which in turn allows more to be produced. It’s a vicious circle, but it’s what needs to happen. I’m blaming Wally World on this whole mess, because you just know that somewhere, someone decided to keep some more of the money they were making, and fired a few people. This made them unable to buy products they wanted, which in turn caused more layoffs. Again, a vicious circle. I’m telling you, make more stuff, open up a business, hire the people! It will all come together after that.

05.13.09

More Spam

Posted in Uncategorized at 10:19 pm by radar2000

Well, my friends, it’s been awhile. I’ve been busy with alot of things, most notably getting laid off in this ever worsening economy. I blame Wal-Mart, but that’s a subject for another rant. I still keep getting comments on my posts, but they have all been spam. I hate spam, Spam too for that matter. Stuff Posing As Meat is what I call it. Also Stop Posting Asinine Mails. It’s a gift. I’ll be back later on with a look at the economy, Prestident Obama bin Nadin’s term, and more. Stay tund to this channel, cause I’ll either be your best friend, or else I’ll piss someone off! Either way, let’s have some fun!

09.06.08

Potato

Posted in Comic Stuff at 11:01 pm by radar2000

This one’s from Emily

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
 and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato,
 which they called ‘Yam.’
 
        Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
 
        When it was time, they told her about the facts of
 life.
 
        They warned her about going out and getting
 half-baked, so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed, and
 get a bad name for herself like ‘Hot Potato,’ and
 end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
 
        Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into
 the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
 
        But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home
 and become a Couch Potato either.
 
        She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be
 skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
 
        When she went off to
Europe
, Mr and Mrs. Potato
 told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from
Ireland
.
  And the greasy guys from
France
called the French Fries.
 And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so
 she wouldn’t get scalloped.
 
        Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow
 and wouldn’t associate with those high class
Yukon

 Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who
 advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, ‘Frito
 Lay

 

      Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
 (that’s
Potato University
) so that when she graduated
 she’d really be in the Chips.
 
        But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam
 came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
 
        Tom Brokaw!
 
        Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
 
        They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Tom
 Brokaw because he’s just……
 
        Are you ready for this?
 
 
        Are you sure?
 
        *
        *
 
        OK! Here it is!
 
        *
        *
        *
        *
 
 
        A COMMONTATER

09.03.08

Political Stuff (some swearing involved)

Posted in Humor as I See It at 6:25 pm by radar2000

Ok, so now McCain has a running mate, some Palin girl from Alaska, land of the free and home of free money.  This new political face has a deep, dark secret.  She has a pregnant teenage daughter.  Let me ask you this……WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!!??????  Ok, so Palin and McCain are both advocates of abstinence.  Just because you teach it, doesn’t mean the kids will listen.  I have an 8 year old daughter, and she won’t even listen to me now, let alone when she turns 15.  She had sex, and is having a baby.  At least she has the balls to stand up for herself and kep the baby, and the father is doing likewise.  That to me says alot more about her character than anything.  The Alaskan governor had absolutely nothing to do with this happening.  i don’t think her daughter had her in the room, coaching every move.  So I’ll close with this.  Grow up!  Choose your candidate based on the issues, not their personal lives!!!  It has nothing to do with the way she will run the country.

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